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{"type":"programming","setup":"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?","punchline":"None that's a hardware problem","id":24}
{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?","punchline":"He's all right now.","id":89}
{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
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