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{"fact":"Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.","length":96}
{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
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{"fact":"A cat cannot see directly under its nose.","length":41}
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{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
{"fact":"A cat can sprint at about thirty-one miles per hour.","length":52}
{"fact":"Cats should not be fed tuna exclusively, as it lacks taurine, an essential nutrient required for good feline health. Make sure you have the proper Pet supplies to keep your cat happy and healthy.","length":196}
{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
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