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{"fact":"It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. Their eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days, but sometimes it happens in as little as 2 days.","length":165}

{"fact":"The most expensive cat was an Asian Leopard cat (ALC)-Domestic Shorthair (DSH) hybrid named Zeus. Zeus, who is 90% ALC and 10% DSH, has an asking price of \u00a3100,000 ($154,000).","length":175}

{"fact":"The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.","length":109}

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{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}

{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}

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